I have the power to suck anything down into my belly by pursing my lips and creating a vortex. I demonstrate this to you by swallowing first a remote and then a guitar. I step back to reveal my inflated belly (my real pregnant belly) but then it slightly deflates as I digest on-command. You wonder if I can swallow you, too, and I tell you I can. I purse my lips and suck you in right through your computer screen. My belly expands greatly (fake belly) and I taunt you a bit and enjoy the feeling before digesting you.