Hi I'll be accompanying you today to your destination. Your mom couldn't come on this flight? Well don't worry I'll take good care of you! Have you flown before? No? Okay well I'm here to make your trip great! You're nervous about flying? I have a technique that might help. It involves me touching your penis. You're mom calls it a peepee? Okay I'm touch your peepee to make you feel at ease and make your nerves go away!